I had to drive an hour and a half today to take a pre-employment drug screen for my new job, which starts two days after we return to Austin.
First off, let's look at the name of this place!
Second, the woman taking the sample and entering my info in the computer was telling me about her upcoming cataract surgery. And then actually said to me, "whoopsies, I was entering the numbers wrong!"
Chances that my test is negative for any substances: 100%
Chances that the correct result will get delivered to my new employer: ????